Keith Lamb said: I always look for shorts that have the extra pockets that fit a phone....
You wear shorts? A tuxedo should always be worn by the superintendent. Dressing as trailer trash diminishes our rightful respect as "elite". I usually carry a loaf of sliced Russian black bread slathered with Beluga caviar. It may be messy, but it is very tasty. And the girls driving the bar car will usually help you clean off any caviar drippings. You won't have to do anything....they will gently clean you. With a smile, and perhaps a question about your salary. You should always lie.
But......no flirting. That's unprofessional.